why did tom and jerry get married
Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.
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FOR ALL YOU STUDENTS THAT ARE BAD TRIPPING LIKE I AM
WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I NEEDED IT SO BADLY A YEAR AGO
I already dominate my Circadian sleep rhythm. Those yawns at 11 o’clock don’t hit until 5am. Hit me up ladies.
#BEAST IT BEAST IT BEAST IT
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I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”.
Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.
“Iron Man 3: Tony Stark”
Iron Man 3: The Tony Starkening.
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im just glad im funnier than everyone i hate
Because there is a HUGE problem in our education system in the United States
Literally everything wrong with our education system.
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Corey Levine: yeah son
Corey Levine: da,m srtaogjt
Corey Levine: straight
Corey Levine: i can type
Corey Levine: kinda
Corey Levine: im trying really hard
Corey Levine: not to make typos
Corey Levine: THUG LIFE
