(Source: pax-et-triumphus)


I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it

We wish to solve the differential equation, but there is this unsavory term here intruding. Essentially, we wish to kill this intruder to obtain a general solution.
So, to show you the power of Green’s theorem, we will take this line integral, which is impossible by direct calculation, and it will be easy with Green’s theorem…oh, no, it’s still impossible. Let’s try a different one.


*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

(Source: patrickstormborn)

A way to define natural numbers is by rocks—if you have that number of rocks, you have a natural number.


once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year